Thursday, September 21, 2006

On the eleventh day of September 2001 the people of America, the people of the world, were shown the evil and the ruthlessness that rest in the hearts of men. You I’m sure are familiar with the major details of what occurred on that day so I don’t believe there’s a need to outline anything for you, about the event directly at least. What I would like to address is the attitudes among the American population and the actions of American leaders that followed. The attack that took place was immediately deemed a ”terror” attack, that I don’t disagree with however the term terror has been uttered to the point of habitualness over the five years that have followed, so much so that now I’m not even sure of its implications.

The American people were outraged, terribly frightened, and confused. Vengeance must be had in the peoples minds and nothing should be held as a higher priority. The top leaders of the country sensed the emotions of the people and knew that those emotions had opened up doors that had been locked tightly ever since the birth of the United States. Retaliation was the first measure to be taken and the people would support it wholeheartedly. Terror was waged to war and with that the nations leaders had positioned themselves to manipulate the peoples strong feelings; boundaries could now be crossed without the nations disapproval, anyone who did disapprove were thought of as traitors, supporters of those who attacked the nation, terrorist. The events of September 11th had essentially handed the government a pass to act as they pleased along with a credit card with a spending limit as high as China could provide. This war on terror became a unjustifiable fight with the goal of making certain gains, the least of which being a major decline in global terror.

War wasn’t the only tool that top American officials used to work on the emotions of the American people. National security was also a gateway leading into uncharted territory. The people’s fear which could be pleased with the promise of safety from a repeat of the events of September 11th offered perhaps even more of an opportunity for manipulation than their anger. The U.S. President, George W. Bush has defined terrorism to the American people on several occasions; a tactic of putting fear into a community and using that fear to take actions without interference (not word for word but the exact explanation/definition he gives). And just as he defined it is just what he has done here in America, immediately after the attack on America he began speaking to the people about the immediate danger presented by terrorist, the drastic need to improve national security, the promise that he would protect the people and the U.S., the request for the people’s trust in his actions without explanation. He saw the peoples fear after the attacks and he knew this fear was an opportunity so he fueled it even more. With the people of the nation in such fear they invited any measure to be taken that had the promise of offering security, they didn’t question in what manner it did so or how it may effect them or even its legality. With such disregard from the people limitations that had been woven into the very fabric of the U.S. which meant to protect the people themselves were no longer of importance. Laws could be and were passed that decimated such limitations and for the promise of safety peoples freedom and privacy were compromised.
As all of this happened the American people for the most part sat back and watched. I believe most people had the sense that something was amiss but they hesitated to admit it. Maybe for fear of being seen as a traitor, maybe for reluctance to accept that their government, the government of a nation they loved could be using them and doing wrong. Whatever the cause, that reluctance and hesitation has lead to the deaths of American soldiers, the deaths of tens of thousands of innocent civilians in another country, the diminishment of the protection given to the people by the U.S. constitution, the protection of our freedom which we once held so dear.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Anyone Know What This Means?
















Uhhh...If evolution were true, mothers would have 3 arms....I've thought hard on this one but I'm still lost. Any help would be appreciated....I'm wondering if it's just something that sounds like it's got an underlying meaning or something like that but in reality it's just some bullshit some idiot said without any sensible explanation.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Walker, Mussolini & His Disciple, Impeachment

This is a list of some recent search queries that were used on google and yahoo by random individuals around the world leading them to this site. I know, sounds boring but just take a look, the apparent trends you’ll see are actually both interesting and amusing. (Unless you’re from Texas)

--When you’re in Texas look behind you cause that’s were the ranger’s gonna be

--In the eyes of a ranger, The unsuspecting stranger, Had better know the truth of wrong from right, Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you, Any wrong you do, he’s gonna see, When you’re in Texas look behind you, Cause that’s where the ranger’s gonna be
**this guy actually typed all that in the text box for the search…the whole song, word for word**

--Bush as Mussolini

--mussolini bush

--lyrics whenever you’re in texas look behind you ranger

--support our troops impeach US official
**US official as in President**

--what is the meaning of justice is blind
**whoa dude..that’s like..deep bro**

--cause the eyes of the ranger lyrics

--Bush the American Mussolini

--Mushrooms Scared Insecure Help Me

**this kid's trippin balls and hatin every minute of it...oh well at least i got a laugh out of it**

--support our troops impeach the president

--support our troops impeach our president

--Drinking Smoking Pot Popping Pills affect

--WALKER TAXES RANGER



Okay, seems like there's alot of people out there that have either become aware of the fact that this Walker taekwondo Texan republican has made the anthem for his show about upholding the law a goddamn piece of propaganda justifying the abolishment of the bill of rights and the 4th amendment of the constitution. Or there's people (probably in Texas) who's feeble minds couldn't withstand the allure of karate chops and cross kicks coming from a guy that try's to look like Clint Eastwood, and in their small little brains that damn stupid catchy song played over and over untill they believed that it didn't matter if Chuck Norris was spying on them as they had steamy sex with their wifes, sisters, cousins, daughters, and aunts all at once...

There's also a fair share of evidence that I'm not the only one that connects Bush and Mussolini (in other words; Bush Cheney administration = sneaky closet fascism) Here's an article I wrote not too long ago comparing President Bush to Mussolini... http://americankaos.blogspot.com/2006/03/bush-vs-mussolini.html

Then we see "support our troops, impeach our President" (3x) ...No follow up on that, the message is quite simple.

So all in all I listed 14 individual search queries.... 5 of which were lyrics from the Walker Texas Ranger theme song (36%). 3 comparing Bush to Mussolini (21%) and 3 suggesting that the best way to support America's men and women in the military would be by getting Bush out of office (21%). Put together that would mean based on what's shown above that 78% of the people who find their way to this site come due to an interest in one of those three topics.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Only In Georgia

Today I walked into a gas station in a small Georgia town. I went to the back of the store where the cold drinks were, I got a coke then walked to the front to check out. On the counter right where customers place their items for the cashier to ring up, was a piece of paper taped securely to the counter top. On the piece of paper was some sort of short story or article. So, as I was waiting for the cashier I read what was on the paper. This is what it said:

A woman went boating one Sunday, taking with her some cans of coke which she put in the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken into ICU and on Wednesday she died.

The autopsy revealed a certain Leptospirosis caused by the can of coke from which she had drunk straight out of,not using a glass. A test showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis.

After I read it I looked up at the cashier and I know I probably had this look on my face like, are you fuckin serious?? She kind of grinned and almost in an excited tone said "Yeah, isn't that somethin?" I just looked at her and said "It's fuckin disgusting".

I left the store not feeling quite as thirsty as I was before. I thought to myself, Jesus what a bunch of fuckin idiots! You're in a business that sells canned drinks, among other things, so you give the customer a fuckin horror story about the possibility of death resulting from slurping on goddamn dried rat piss coated cans! Is that your marketing strategy?

Then later I had the idea of looking for the article or story or whatever it was on the internet....I found it. ON THE GODDAMN URBAN MYTHS WEBSITE!!! Holy shit! This must be the dumbest thing I've ever encountered, I thought it couldn't get any dumber as I was leaving the store; boy was I wrong. I mean the shit's not even true, that's like pizza hut putting a big warning on their boxes saying "Eating pizza could cause SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION"

Only in Georgia

Thursday, August 31, 2006

In the News

Here's a couple of headlines that have appeared in the news recently:

1) Rumsfeld says Bush critics are confused---

I’d have to say that I agree wholeheartedly with Rumsfeld on this one, I know this stands true in my case at least. I’m confused as hell. How did someone so incompetent ever become the leader of the self proclaimed most powerful nation in the world?

Well, votes of course. Perhaps I should ask how did he get enough votes to win the presidential election….TWICE? Oh, that’s right…there was that big mishap in Florida, the state that the outcome of the election depended on. The state that Gore appeared to have won in, making the election appear to have been stolen.

Okay so the answer to the question of how appears to have been thievery in the case of the first election but how did he win in the second election? Well he did drag America into a highly controversial war which set the stage for an election in which he would face an opponent who would disagree with his stance on the war and would advocate alternatives or complete withdrawal from the conflict leaving many Americans with a feeling that a seemingly radical change in the presidency would create instability and actually weaken the U.S.

So now it seems I’ll have to take back the first statement I made about actually agreeing with Rumsfeld for once. I’m not confused, not at all; Bush stole the presidency in the first election and drug the nation into a war that a lot of Americans felt was uncalled for to win the second election…and the American people have simply been to lazy and to irresponsible to use the power that rest in the peoples hands to stop whats wrong and make things right. Instead we’ve sat back and watched as a disgrace to the nation guided us into a scenario, an environment, that America was never meant to be in.


2) Israelis say war was about survival--

Survival? How unique…certainly a profound, newsworthy interpretation of the situation. War to me is about things like:



















































So basically what I’m saying is I always thought of war as a time when people actually use American made products and ingenuity.


3) (Most popular video news report on CNN.com) "New leg for girl, 2, after Dad mows hers off"

What the fuck....This is really sad to me, the fact that the majority of people who watch video broadcast on CNN want to watch something about a 2 year old girl who got her fuckin leg chopped off in a lawn mower. Jesus Christ you sadistic fucks make me sick.


4) Iran's President challenges Bush to debate

Debate? Challenge the idiot to a spelling bee.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Denmark is the Worlds Happiest Place (Sorry Disneyland)

In a recent report on the findings from over 100 different studies conducted around the world, Adrian White, a British psychologist ranked 178 countries on levels of happiness. Of the 178 countries, Denmark ranked highest while the nation of Burundi in Africa ranked lowest. The U.S. was 23rd.

So why are these Danes so happy? I believe I have the answer: In Denmark people caught in possession of marijuana are given a “police caution”. In a part of Copenhagen, Denmark marijuana has been allowed to be cultivated, consumed, and sold…Damn right those people are happy! The day I could walk down the street burning a doober and have a cop come up and tell me “Hey, be careful with that thing” I’d be a happy son of a bitch too. Jeez…wake up America, stop wasting tax dollars enforcing unnecessary laws and victimizing your own citizens stamping them with a criminal record for what shouldn’t be a crime.

**Also, to add a little irony to the story…In regards to the U.S. ranking, White noted that “You [U.S.] don’t have the highest life expectancy”, placing the blame for the relatively low rank on health issues….Health issues?? How do we have health issues, marijuana’s not legal? Perhaps it’s time to outlaw grease and decriminalize herbs if you get my drift.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Liberalism Killed the Fat

I’m a murderer. I’m a killer with words. I have the power to stop a heartbeat without ever setting eyes upon its beholder. It’s a strange thing, I never intended to cause harm, I value every human life but still my actions resulted in a mans demise. My actions; opening my minds eyes for all the world to peek through with nothing more than an outdated computer, a 90 day free trial of AOL that found its way into my mailbox, surely delivered by the devils hand, and the tool of equal if not supreme importance: the keyboard.

This tale begins with an article I wrote some time ago. It was in fact an article that I wrote and posted to this very site. It is important to note the general theme of this site as being quite liberal, quite vulgar, and frankly at times quite insensitive to the ridiculous feelings of others.

Anyways, this article happened to contain the words “heart attack”, “pizza”, and “racing”. The words weren’t directly tied together, they were scattered here and there throughout the article. However, when Dan Montgomery did an internet search for “heart attack symptoms ate pizza now heart racing” the search engine picked up my site as being the most relevant because it contained more matching words than other sites (or so I suppose). You see, this Mr. Montgomery was a heavy man to put it nicely, more accurately he was one fat motherfucker. He was a hardcore conservative, a proud Bush voter and a staunch supporter of anything that his fellow conservatives supported and an even more adamant opponent of anything the “traitorous” liberal democrats supported.

So on this particular evening Mr. Montgomery was feeling kind of ill tempered, he picked up two large meat lovers pan pizzas and hurried home. He walked in the door and collapsed into his leather recliner situated directly in front of his 52” plasma TV, the television screen came to life displaying the last segment of a special report on the conflict that was occurring in Lebanon. The report was on CNN, Mr. Montgomery made it a habit to watch CNN when things were going to hell around the world, he did this so he could dismiss the problems in desperate need of attention as “attempts from the liberal media monopoly to make America look bad”.

A full 5 to 10 minutes passed and Dan Montgomery was devouring the last slice of his second pizza. He took the last bite then licked the grease from his fingers, it was at this time that he noticed his heart had begun beating very hard and rapidly. A look of panic came to his face as his mind began racing, thoughts of dying, stories of people who had suffered heart attacks…GODDAMN WOLF BLITZER! He sputtered. In his panic he hurried to his computer were he sat down and performed the search I spoke of earlier. And as I said earlier it just so happens that my site was the first listed on the results of his search. In his haste he clicked my link without reading any of the information displayed from the site. Expecting to come to some seemingly respectable web page hosting medical information he was indeed shocked when my site was displayed. A little too shocked. The first thing he saw was a bold headline proclaiming “FUCK BUSH”, with that he let out a startled gasp and clenched his chest. Apparently the surprise was more than his heart could bear and in his last breath he managed a final curse on the liberals who in the end took his life, he fell to the floor, his fat, round body rolling until he lay flat on his back no longer breathing. There he died with my words right before him.

In the end, I’m reminded of a popular saying among kids…`Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me’…Ha, what a bunch of bullshit.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

The U.S. Chief Diplomat's Problem with Diplomacy

Last week President Bush, holding the title of U.S. Chief Diplomat rejected talks with N. Korea regarding their long range missle testing program because he wanted the voices of the world to address the problem (Russia and China). Neither country is very interested in imposing sanctions against N. Korea for failure to cease the missle testing which Bush took as an opportunity to point out the problem with diplomacy --

"The problem with diplomacy, it takes a while to get something done,"

A while? Like a war going on for nearly four years type of a while? Granted, waiting for Russia and China to address a problem with N. Korea could very well take some time but that's what diplomacy is all about; sitting down with your enemy or opposition with the goal of finding resolution by means of reason. (Webster, if you like that one call me.)

This is completely off topic...well, no it's not if you consider the topic to be Bush saying stupid things; He predicted that the Republicans would remain in control of the House and Senate in the coming elections. He had this to say --

"You win elections by believing something," "You win elections by having a plan to protect the American people from terrorist attack. You win elections by having a philosophy that has actually produced results -- economic growth, for example -- or kind of changing the school systems for the better, or providing prescription drug coverage for elders."

However he did not say that you win elections by theft...I guess he forgot about that.

Torture; A Matter of Interpretation? Let's ask the 'torturee' instead of the 'torturer'

Well it seems that the Supreme Court has put the foot down and ruled that the military should actually comply with the Geneva Convention standards as policy (instead of just some dumb piece of paper not much unlike the Constitution). In an effort to quickly thwart any possibility of giving the impression that at least one branch of government hasn't lost all hope, Assistant Attorney General of the Justice Department's Office of Legal Counsel, Steven Bradbury insisted that the guidelines of the Geneva Convention in regards to the treatment of detainee's are unclear and open to interpretation. Well, I have an idea. Let's get Mr. Bradbury to dress in womens underwear and go before the court to explain his interpretation of the guidelines.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

A Message For Christians of America on the Importance of Religious Freedom

Sex, status is success and speaking of scriptures,
materialistic minds making decisions from a book with no pictures,
forward we'll find failure for forcing a souls observance,
it's foolish to say a slave is yours because he stands at your service,
logically a loving lord longs for a loyal heart,
denying that desire is a destination not far,
a life thats lost its freedom loses love for its life,
followed by the fleeing of faith free hearts have found in Christ.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

While we're all getting wasted and shooting off the closest things to "weapons of mass destruction" that we can get our hands on, previous U.S. presidents are probably barricaded in some safe house just waiting for this stupid independence day to be over. It seems that the "birthday" of the U.S. happens to be a fairly common...oh how should I put it..."deathday" for U.S. presidents; John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Monroe (2 of the 3 actually signed the declaration of independence on the 4th of July 1776). HEY! Wouldn't it be something if Bush and Cheney went on a hunting trip today?

Ahhh The 4th of July...Independence is in the air

This is the transcript of the Declaration of Independence from theU.S. National Archives & Records Administration

IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.


The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

The War...On Drugs

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Monday, May 29, 2006

A Wal*Mart Exclusive














Newest in Wal*World, the chain is
expanding into hunger stricken areas
of Africa...look out Darfur, WalMart's
gonna be Dar For You! Hardy Harr Harr




I'm working on a promo ad campaign for
WalMart and I'm tossing around these
two ideas for ads; I can't decide...

















Or this one.......





Thursday, May 25, 2006























Post "Why Texas" revisited

The following is a post that I submitted a while back and recently someone responded, which I cherish. I love feedback, but I love to debate. So here's the post then under that I'll show you the comment that this individual made. (DO NOT GET ME WRONG! I'm not calling this person wrong, I'm not ridiculing them...I'm simply responding to the comment they made because I'm extremely interested to know how others think.)

Why Texas?

People probably read my blog and notice that I have a little problem with Texas. I don't want to appear biased so I decided I'd post an explanation. Just read this and you'll understand.*For any of those of you fortunate enough not to recognize this, it is the theme song for the TV show Walker, Texas Ranger*

In the eyes of a ranger,The unsuspecting stranger,Had better know the truth of wrong from right,'Cause the eyes of the ranger are upon you,Any wrong you do, he's gonna see,When you're in Texas, look behind you,'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be.

I don't know about you folks but anytime someone says they'll see everything I do and always be behind me I tend to worry a bit......Instead, Texans celebrate. YeeeeHaawwww, we're so stupid we've let the Government persuade us that surrendering our brains and our American rights actually makes us true American patriots.....(right about now I'm sighing deeply and shaking my head because I've been rendered speechless.)

THE END
Okay, so here was their response: "Privacy and Safety are somewhat inverse of each other. The more privacy you have, the less the gov't can keep you safe, and vice versa. Texans have just rightfully realized that it doesn't really matter if the gov't knows your every move because unless you are doing something really bad, they don't care anyway! The gov't doesn't care about what you and your boy/girlfriend do, they don't care where you are going for vacation, etc. Texans in my opinion are smart in this respect and have to decided to trade a redundant privacy for increased safety!"
Now I'll just let Mr. Benjamin Franklin respond, afterall he probably was more sensible than you and I : "Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both."

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Need Salvation?? Walmart's got it 50% Off!!

Friday, May 19, 2006

Rummy belittled by FICTIONAL leader

Thursday, May 11, 2006

The blessings in curses

This is something that crossed my mind a while back... I was thinking about why things have to be the way they are then I kinda realized this:

Without hate you could never feel the strength of love

Without imperfection you couldn't appreciate beauty

Without sorrow you'd never know the greatness of joy

Without failure you could never find pride in success

Without wickedness you'd never recognize one's kindness

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Christianity 101

Do you ever wonder if God's going to condemn you to an eternity of burning in the flames of hell? Not sure if you've done enough to be forgiven for all of those horrible things you've done in life? Well here's a simplified guide to put an end to the wondering once and for all. Take a look:

Monday, May 08, 2006

Hallelujah

Put that bible down folks, the teachings of Christianity now come in easy to understand illustrations and diagrams. All it took for me was one look at this picture and suddenly I understood it all. Hallelujah

Saturday, April 29, 2006

National Security? (sigh...)

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Once Again Bush's Foolin Us...For a Dumbass He's Pullin Some Over on Us

It’s a sad time for the American people. We’ve all allowed ourselves to become so uninformed and at the same time so misled we should be disgraced with ourselves. I came to this realization today and wanted to slap myself in the face when I did.

Just yesterday President Bush met with Chinese President Hu Jintao in what was said to be an opportunity for the U.S. and China to come to an agreement on strengthening China’s stance on the actions of Iran and North Korea. Particularly concerning the dreaded weapons of mass destruction.

Bush said the countries would "deepen our cooperation in addressing threats to global security, including the nuclear ambitions of Iran, the genocide in Darfur, Sudan, the violence unleashed by terrorists and extremists and the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction."
Well isn’t that nice. We are asking for China to help us put a halt to the nuclear AMBITIONS of Iran. Of course because Iran would present such a danger to us all if they were to possess any weapons of the sort. I was surprised to find this in a headline from July 14th 2005, less than one year ago:

A statement released by a senior Chinese military official, General Zhu claimed that if the U.S. interfered in a conflict with Taiwan should it arise that China would launch a nuclear attack on the U.S. More specifically “If the Americans are determined to interfere, then we will be determined to respond," he said. "We Chinese will prepare ourselves for the destruction of all the cities east of Xian. Of course the Americans will have to be prepared that hundreds of cities will be destroyed by the Chinese."

Thinking I had happened upon a hoax, I searched for more on the matter. No hoax indeed. We are currently gearing up for another war with a country who is ATTEMPTING to produce A nuclear weapon, meanwhile
PRESIDENT BUSH IS SIPPING FUCKIN TEA WITH THE LEADER OF A COUNTRY THAT THREATENED THE DESTRUCTION OF 100’S OF U.S. CITIES WITH NUCLEAR BOMBS.

This type of shit has got to stop. People have got to wake up, put a foot down, shit do something. Kick this fucker out of office…I don’t give a damn what he gets charged with, just get him the hell out. False advertising, I know he’s guilty as hell of that.

I’m mad as hell now, I’ll go on further about this hypocrisy. In fact the big news media won’t even chase this down. First, the Taiwan issue mentioned above isn’t gone. It was even publicly mentioned in the talks between Bush and Hu, the threat’s that were made were not. Second, the bastards are so stupid when they announced China’s anthem they announced it using the “Republic of China” which was confused with China’s enemy The Republic of Taiwan…China is properly The People’s Republic of China. Then third, the woman who decided to exercise her freedom of speech and voice an anti-Chinese opinion that China was persecuting an outlawed religious group in China was arrested and is practically being crucified by the media. Bush went on to apologize for the incident to Hu and then later preached about how China was making great strides through the adoption of a free trade market and that China could benefit farther by promoting RELIGIOUS TOLERATION AND FREE SPEECH.


Part II: The Oil Factor, Iraq & Iran
Okay, so if it's obvious that we wouldn't attack Iran for fear of their Nuclear program then why? OIL MONEY aka BLOOD MONEY. Now, I know some people will say "Oh not the 'Bush is just doing it for the oil' claim again" however after some research I've found that's pretty much what it amounts to. Instead of trying to just sum up what I've read, read this article. I mean I REALLY REALLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU READ THIS ARTICLE: http://www.globalresearch.ca/articles/CLA410A.html

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Uncle Sam's New Philosophy:

Don't Like It? Then....

**Unless of Course You're Not A Citizen**

Monday, April 17, 2006

Just an Example of Why This Administration SUCKS!

This will be short and sweet; just two quotes that really drive home the point that we're are being lead by complete idiots.

1) President Bush supporting Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld following harsh critisism: "He's doing a fine job." --- Flashback: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

Somehow I'm not convinced.

2) Whitehouse Spokesman Scott McClellan on the critisism of Secretarty of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.... "[Rumsfeld] has lead two fronts in the global war on terror"
Now, is this supposed to be support? Who wrote this shit? Hmmm...Global War...Two fronts....I take that as he has lead us in the fight on terror here on earth along with perhaps Mars. I mean maybe I'm being critical, but this is coming from the spokesman for the most powerful nation on earth. Shouldn't I at least expect that the speech writers they hire would be competent enough to realize that when you say "global" that means the whole fuckin thing. AND if you don't take it that way then you MUST take it as; in this world wide fight he has lead two separate fronts throught out the world. Well, it's a big world my friend and spending between three and five years dabbling around in two incredibly small impoverished countries doesn't impress me when the intentions are to fight "globally". Now I know it sounds like I'm nit-picking and I AM. If that bothers anyone then I very unhumbely apologize for desiring competence from our leaders.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Are You Serious?



Remember this popular kids game? Well apple has brought it back for kids to enjoy hanging people while increasing their vocabulary. We used to play this when I was in elementary school, a perfect example of good ole wholesome American education. I wonder what the intelligent designer thinks about this.
(note the mild graphic appeal of the bloody knub, but not to worry kids, he doesnt mind, See the big smile on his face)

AND LOOK AT THE WORD ITS TEACHIN KIDS: "ENTERPRISE" MY GOD IT'S AN ATTEMPT TO TURN KIDS INTO CAPITALIST, CAPITAL PUNISHMENT LOVING REPUBLICANS.



Friday, April 07, 2006

The Aliens Are Invading!!!!!



So it seems that an issue that should have been addressed and taken care of on September 12th 2001 has now exploded. 5 years later and nearly 4 years into a war that seems to be pointless with issues like this simply being dismissed by the leaders of this country. It sickens me to hear our President claim that nearly 3,000 of our young men and women have lost their lives defending our country abroad while here at home he and the rest of the government do nothing to protect our nation.

People are pouring into this country through our southern border at amazing rates daily. We have no idea who these people are, what they are doing, where they are going and how to find them if necessary. We are a nation at war, as sad as that may be, it has to be taken into account when you consider this nations border security. Think back to WWI, (I know must of us weren’t here then, if you were please leave, I don’t need anyone having a heart-attack reading this stuff.) in WWI Germany offered Mexico the recovery of New Mexico, Arizona, and Texas for Mexico’s support in a war against the U.S. should it break out. That offer was intercepted by the U.S. as a telegram sent by the German foreign minister Arthur Zimmermann, pushing anti-German sentiment to extremes in the U.S. leading to the declaration of war on Germany. With that in mind isn’t it possible that terrorist networks could work with illegal immigrants by giving them some incentive to help in an uprising here on our own soil? Isn’t that what we are at war now for, to prevent further attacks on the U.S. here in our homeland?

On another note, among the controversy that has sparked up over the border issue, the above is rarely addressed. What is addressed is the impact these illegal immigrants have on American jobs and whether or not these people should be deemed illegal immigrants or should be given amnesty and welcomed into America. Well, if I’m not mistaken crossing the border without checking in first is ILLEGAL. It does not matter whether or not it should be legal. If I were to get caught with a bag of pot which I believe should be legal, I’m getting a free trip straight to jail. So what the hell is it that makes this any different? If anyone knows, please by all means tell me. I’m very curious to know what I’m missing here.


Oh yeah....And so I don't have to hear or give anyone the excuse to revert to the old "typical democrat, bitching but offering no solutions" bullshit, here's the only way I see to fix this problem: the idea of building a wall is unrealistic and likely to be uneffective, bombarding the 2,000 mile border with enough patrol men to close all gaps is virtually an impossibility...so what do we do? As hard as it may be to swallow this idea it's the only way to actually get a leash on this thing, to close the border you must dissolve the incentive for people to enter the country illegaly. To do that you must remove the possibilty of earning wages here, and inorder to remove that possibility you would have to bring a halt to the willingness even eagerness of American business owners and employers to hire these people. So, enact laws and regulations that would strictly forbid the employment of an undocumented worker and reprimand those who violate those laws in a manner that would ensure that it wouldn't be worth the risk. With that the root of the problem will be removed and the rest will be sure to follow.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Just For Your Amusement

This should brighten up your day and put a smile on your face.


Bush--"Hmmm...The night vision must be on because it's
looking pretty nightlyish to me...Either that or
the terrorist have sabotaged our Americanness
and are trying to demolish our sights of freedom
and greatnisism through their evil doing ways of using evilness
to spread evil by attacking our view pointicals.
They're an intelligent enemy, to infiltrate our super up-close seeing
devices is as unthinkable as thinking itself...How? "
































Out of the two, which is considered
an intelligent creature?












Good thing she didn't let that one slip.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Good God Almighty

God Put Jesus On The Water


The Romans Put Jesus
On a Cross




Catholics Put Jesus In
Their Mouthes








And The Americans Put
Jesus In A Box (typical)

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Bush Vs. Mussolini


I was thinking about how similar President Bush and Mussolini are in their political approaches. I started to do a little research and came across this, which I cite from a textbook of mine “The West: Encounters & Transformations Volume II” read the following excerpt paying close attention to the bold sections.

The “Cult of the Duce” also provided an important means of fostering a sense of participation in the life of the nation. Mussolini insisted, “I am Fascism.” Carefully choreographed public appearances gave ordinary Italians the chance to see, hear, and adore their Duce (“Leader”), and through contact with his person, to feel a part of the new Italy. To stimulate public adoration of himself, Mussolini paid close attention to his public image. He ordered that the press ignore his birthdays and the births of his grandchildren: The Duce could not be seen to age. Instead, in photograph after photograph, Mussolini appeared as a man of action. Depicted in planes, in trains, and in racing cars, he was always on the move, always pressing forward. At the same time, Mussolini combined up-to-date advertising and the latest mass media technology with age-old rituals inspired largely by the Catholic Church. Huge public rallies set in massive arenas, carefully staged with lighting and music, inspired his followers.
A popular fascist slogan summed up the leadership cult: “Believe, Obey, Fight.” Italians were not to think or question; they were to believe. What were they to believe? Another slogan provides the answer: “Mussolini is always right.”

Now look at images of Bush; with a shovel, in a hard hat…always at work. Think of his public appearances with the prearranged Q & A segments. Think about the records he broke on spending for military advertising and American propaganda. Think about the way it seems he has some sort of leash on particular sources of media. Think of how Bush just asked that Americans trust his actions as President and follow along. Think of how some Americans are still trusting, still believing and obeying. Think of how some Americans are still not questioning.

That's the importance in what I'm saying here; Bush has led us Americans away from our prime American fundamentals: To observe and keep the government in check. To investigate and diagnose it's faults and then to fix them. Instead he, as did Mussolini, has led the American people to BELIEVE regardlessly and to QUESTION nothing.

Why Texas?

People probably read my blog and notice that I have a little problem with Texas. I don't want to appear biased so I decided I'd post an explanation. Just read this and you'll understand.
*For any of those of you fortunate enough not to recognize this, it is the theme song for the TV show Walker, Texas Ranger*

In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,

'Cause the eyes of the ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see,

When you're in Texas, look behind you,

'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be.

I don't know about you folks but anytime someone says they'll see everything I do and always be behind me I tend to worry a bit......Instead, Texans celebrate. YeeeeHaawwww, we're so stupid we've let the Government persuade us that surrendering our brains and our American rights actually makes us true American patriots.....(right about now I'm sighing deeply and shaking my head because I've been rendered speechless.)

THE END

Friday, March 24, 2006

So Who Has The Worst Job Ever?

Hey, What can you say? This guys job really sucks

Yeah, Ho Fuckin Ho...Merry Christmas
you penny pinchin bastards


The sad part about this one is
this guy actually looks really really
proud to be a rent-a-pig...I guess the power of weilding a maglite has overtaken him.






Now this one is definetely a
close second




Well the crown goes to the
nationwide shovelever of shit. Keep
spewing those transparent lies my friend
It's takin you places


Monday, March 20, 2006

What's Going On In There?

This is a list of random thoughts I had sitting here at the computer. Check it out, find out what’s really going on between the ears….Oh also, ummm…let’s see how can I put this? Well I’ll just put it this way, I kinda scrutinize some religions, including Islam…so if that may offend you don’t read it, if you do read it and find it offensive I at least gave you the politeness of a warning. Trust me, that’s a courtesy not many would get. (Of course not many people start burning shit down over a cartoon either.)


Why the music blows ass when you’re on hold (also known as elevator music; why I don’t know…maybe I’ve just been lucky and dodged all the musical elevators.)

So the question is why are we subjected to this horrible music? Well my theory is this… music that is popular to some would give the impression to those who don’t like it that the bastards that got you on hold in a way favor or cater to those particular people who listen to the shit while ignoring the fact that some people hate the music. That’s not good for business, not to mention it’s all about the dollars not your enjoyment. Here’s an example…okay let’s assume you really hated Nsync while they were popular…you make a call to your local Applebees or some shit to set up a dinner reservation…they put you on hold and you find yourself listening to that goddamn Nsync, wouldn’t you be a little less likely to eat there or even remain on the phone?
So, what’s the solution? Well we know that there is nothing on this planet that every single person likes. However we know there are a few things that everyone hates, elevator music being one of them. So the answer is to play the most horrific, awful music you can possibly find. Yes, listeners will hate it but at least they can rest assured that they’re not alone.


Goddamn people are insecure. The thought above is a prime example but the point really just got rubbed in my face now. I’m sitting here eating some Chinese, and it occurs to me that one: fortune cookies are full of shit. They never say anything bad. Then that takes me to thought two: How insecure are we that we actually have little lies put in our food to assure us that we’re going to be okay? I mean damn it, just one of these times I want to open up a fortune cookie that says you’re going to step in dog shit on the way home or something. Maybe I should go into the fortune cookie business…hmmmm

Can Penguins catch the bird flu? Furthermore, I wonder what penguin taste like?

Why is it that religion’s which people hold to be of supreme importance demand such unimportant task? Take Islam for example, Muhammad taught his followers the 5 root fundamentals of Islam know as the Pillars of Islam:

1) First, all Muslims must acknowledge that there is only one God and that Muhammad is his prophet.
2) Second, they must state that belief in prayer five times a day. On Fridays the noon prayers must be recited in the company of other believers.
3) Third, Muslims must fast between sunrise and sunset during Ramadan, the ninth month of the Muslim calendar.
4) Fourth, Muslims must give generous donations of money and food to the needy in the community.
5) Fifth, Muslims must make a pilgrimage to Mecca at least once in their lives if possible.

And they went crazy because someone drew a fuckin’ cartoon of this guy? Basically all he said was this (or at least this is how I take it):


-First admit I’m right and I’m not insane and it’s not the Opium…an angel really did come and talk to me.
-Second, Just incase you have any doubts about #1; admit it 5 times daily until you’re successfully brain washed.
-Third, if I’ve got you through the first 2 steps then you’re definitely on the hook. So, just while I have you hooked for mine and Gods amusement, don’t eat anytime while the suns out for a month. I was thinking about just having you wear a clown suit for a week but the angel said no dice.
-Fourth, Give money. Money, Money, Money. Now this must have been adopted from the Christians, at least Muhammad’s angel friend added in the “give to the needy” part instead of give to the preacher piggy bank.
-Fifth, follow the trail to the finish line, it may be hard…customs is a real bitch at the airports these days, especially leaving Mecca.

I mean doesn’t that just seem like guidelines for some stupid contest you would find on the back of a cereal box?

Now I’m not just picking on Muslims here, and God I hope none read this. If so, let it be known I claim Texas. All Texans share my opinion; I beg you please don’t burn my entire state down, it’s so dry here one strategically placed fire could engulf it all…Oh my God, we’re also the border state to Mexico. Anyone could sneak in. It would be SO EASY.
Okay, so now that I’ve taken my best shot at saving Texas let’s take a jab at Christianity. Well can anyone explain to me why God demands circumcision? How did that make it into the God department? Here’s another one I just noticed flipping through the bible:

“And in the seventh month, on the first day of the month ye shall have an holy convocation; ye shall do no servile work: it is a day of blowing the trumpets unto you. And ye shall offer a burnt offering for a sweet savour unto the Lord; one young bullock, one ram, and seven rams of the first year without blemish: And their meat offering shall be of flour mingled with oil, three tenth deals for a bullock and two tenth deals for a ram.” ----- Uhhh, would you like fries and a drink with that?

The crazy thing is that all religions are like that. I just don’t get it…I mean I believe in some sort of God but I think some of this stuff is ridiculous. Take the circumcision thing for example, now take this line from the bible… “THIS is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day God created man, in the likeness of God made he him;” So if God created man, not mention in the likeness of himself, then why demand later alterations? Did he just forget about that but didn’t want to issue a safety recall?

Okay, well enough on religion for now…Now that I’ve probably sealed my fate in the form of a jihad followed by an eternity in hell.


If you are fighting to protect your freedom then aren’t you subjecting yourself to oppression?

You know that tongue twister thing, “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood”….what the hell does chuck mean? And how the hell do you twist your tongue for that matter?


Sometimes I see on the news (4give me father I have sinned) that those crazy terrorist people like to take people hostage. Now I'm not your average Joe and I swear I'm not talking out of my ass but I honestly believe that would be one hell of an experience. I would fuck with them so bad they'd have to shoot me. I mean come on folks, you only live once and the first time around isn't much of anything special until you've been taken captive by some crazy asshole that can't even figure out how to detonate bombs without detaching themselves from them first. Think about it, they'd try to be all mean I'd just say fuck off. Then when they videotaped me for the ransom I'd just act like I was having the time of my life. I bet they'd be so confused they'd just let me go, scratchin their fuckin turbines tryin to figure out what kinda crazy ass American they had picked up. They'll learn one of these days....watch and see, they'll kidnapp the wrong white motherfucker....one of those crazy white people who'll chop ya up and eat you for dinner....Yeah then they'll be in for a suprise.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

The "Uniter" Tearing The World In Two

Well another splendid day in the world goes by (If you’re Satan). The competence of our great president has now proven to be entirely non-existent. That’s right, we’re being lead by someone who has the general intellectual capacity as that of a cow….when it’s dead. This self proclaimed “liberator” and “uniter” (no, the word “uniter” doesn’t exist in the English language…along with suicider & nuculer….kinda like the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq…I guess he just makes them up when he thinks it sounds good.) ok, sorry just had to throw that in…we were at the Bush the self proclaimed “uniter” part, well it seems that once again Bush has done quite the opposite of what he’s said and in his amazingly unimpressive crusade to liberate Iraq and help to unify the society he has actually divided the country to the point of civil war. Genius, purely genius…. He’s managed to get two wars for the price of one. And along with his failure of unity in Iraq this great “uniter” has divided the United States far enough that I feel like we’re back in the 1860’s with the exception of the barbaric institution of slavery….these days immigrants get paid almost a whole dollar an hour. Tensions are so high between parties right now that I feel like the United States is just gonna implode (Bush does everything backwards). I mean if this guy fucks up one more time (which according to my Bush-O-FuckUp-A-Meter is scheduled to happen approximately in 5 minutes.) he needs to be on trial sittin’ right next to fuckin’ Saddam

Saturday, February 25, 2006

A State Give Away



I have to confess...I wouldn't mind seein Ol' Glory lose a star...there's one state that is so unique that I feel it should be declared its own separate nation state.. after all the state is already know as the Lone Star State...Why not let it be on it's own. It would be a shame to lose the great things that have come from the state of Texas...infact let's look at some of the great things Texas has given us....

One Great American President




Guns & Oil!!!










Here's a few of the contributions to society from the great state of Texas....One horrible actor and the power chair that even the fattest of Americans don't want to ride.


The Winter Olympics

Look at this guy....the picture says it all.

They Continue to Amaze Me...

Welcome my fellow insignificant American citizen or non American non citizen that’s just in America (over 12% of you). Do you ever find yourself amazed with the way the American policy makers and other people of power do things? How could they have possibly climbed so high on the totem pole but seem so incompetent that us non important people are often times bewildered with their stupidity. Wouldn’t it be a really interesting experience to sit in on their meetings when they’re all at a table throwin’ ideas around? Just imagine some of the many ideas that get shot down. I mean for Christ sake they’re serious about this school bus watch thing, if you haven’t yet been blessed with this serving of stupidity Homeland Security is planning what they call a “school bus watch” which is intended to educate bus drivers on the in and outs of identifying a terrorist, (the mismatched socks is a dead giveaway) further protecting our country. Amazing, it is simply stupendous to know that apparently everyone in the administration suffers chronic stupidity not just Bush. Maybe they should train pizza delivery boys as well, I’d bet terrorist order-out a lot. And how could I not mention that this geniusness comes at the same time that we’re likely going to be handing over our 6 largest ports to the United Arab Emirates which is said to be an ally of ours in the fight on terror yet the FBI concluded that the 9/11 attacks financial and operational means were acquired through the UAE. This decision was made by a committee including representatives from the departments of Treasury, Defense, Justice, Commerce, State and Homeland Security. Apparently these guys don’t consider the fact that no matter how dedicated the owners and operators of these ports are to supporting our war on terror there will inevitably be workers further down the chain who won’t be on the same page. They will be subject to bribes, threats, and all sorts of pressures to let things slide. Look at the border security, look at prison guards, look at the police, look anywhere and there’s going to be corruption. This is asking for trouble.
(Authorized being President of the corruption commitee George "Dubya Nation's Debt In Record Time" Bush, His Owner Dick "Duck" Cheney and Co-Owner Donald "Torture? That's silly" Rumsfeld along with the brainwashed symbol of the commitee's love for equality, Condi Rice and many others who have a love for this country and its many exploitabilities.)

Thursday, February 23, 2006

What If You Were GOD?

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be the high and mighty, the man up-stairs, the G-O double D, (well, God can spell his name however he wants and double D sounds much cooler.) To have billions and billions of children who’ve never seen you. (Maybe he is black??) People that look up to you and ask you for guidance, ask you for forgiveness, ask you for that winning lottery ticket and all kinds of other ridiculous wish list items yet they’ve never even been shown proof of your existence. I mean realistically why haven’t these people given up on you and started worshipping Santa Clause? Because they have FAITH IN YOU, isn’t that amazing, faith is a beautiful thing. Well let’s put ourselves in Gods shoes or whatever God has and think about how you would feel about what people do in relation to you as God.

If I was God it would annoy me when people with good intention replace my name with something similar but not quite the same so it’s not in vein. For instance when someone is thinking god damn, but they say gosh golly I’d be pissed. Think if your name was James or something but you were God, ok so someone stubs their toe and screams Wamie Damie! (James Damn) Wouldn’t you be annoyed? Hell yeah, ok so that concludes it, even stupid words replacing God will get you sent to hell. On the same topic though NOT replacing my name and using it in vein would still piss me off, example; again your name is James but your God. Ok someone stubs their toe again and screams James Damn! I’d be pissed, wouldn’t you if every time someone fucks up they yell your name. Man pisses on his shoe (don’t ask me how ask him) and yells JAMES. I’d hate my name to get called every time something bad happens, call Satan, call Cupid, call the doctor I don’t care just don’t call me. So, good call God. I understand you better already.

Another thing that really pushes my condemn button is people killing, fighting, and any other sort of evil in my name. I mean Jesus Fuckin’ Christ!! I’m just GOD not the GODFATHER…I don’t wish to see people being knocked off because of someone’s faith in me. And on top of that I’m the one who does all the knockin’ off in the first place…Let me do my job folks.

Well would I really send people to hell and accept people to heaven? Could I be so judgmental? Shit yeah besides if I was the top warden I’d make hell different for people on an individual basis and it wouldn’t be the horrid place many fear it will be [myself]. It last an eternity so eternal flame would make me feel like a real bad guy so I’d just make hell like a world full of the things you hate the most. For example, a stupid redneck clansman would get to spend his time in a world of gay blacks

Next topic, people that try to be just like me. I don’t like that, I like people to be who they really are, I created them so if they stay true then their heart will be pure and they will be saved. If they drift from there own natural paths then they may be lost.

Faith in me, well I would always appreciate faith in me and my works but I’d never demand it. Find faith in yourself first, if you do that you’ll be worthy in my eyes.

Spreading my word, hmmm…well I don’t like gossip but gossip is generally malicious, I definitely don’t agree with forcing faith onto anyone, faith is something one acquires on their own, although an open door is always inviting.


Following my words, don’t think of at as following my words, I give no orders. Follow your heart, it knows right from wrong and when you dismiss your hearts directions and take a wrong path, don’t lose hope, don’t think your heart was left behind. Your heart will never leave you and it will never lie. What I’m saying is this when you ignore your heart once listen and it will tell you how to make it right. In the end you will have taken some wrong turns but if you don’t give up you’ll get to were you need to be.

KEEP IT PIMPIN' GOD

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Those Goofy Republicans

Well I’ve been having so much fun lately I couldn’t resist sharing the experience. I’ve been going into these yahoo chat rooms, they have a government and politics section, it has truly been enlightening to see the opinions of other people and kind of get an idea of how their whole thought process works. Often I find myself in a room full of conservatives (which is a real treat) whose opinions are so illogical and in such bad need of some sort of foundation that it’s humorous yet at the same time I want to cry. Here take a look for yourself.


Conservatives

we should be able to shoot at the boarders (note the spelling)

Fact is, Israel won't attack Iran cause we have dibs. And if they do we won't give them any more coupons.

Are we ever going to get to the real issue: The neutralizing of men through sexual repression and criminalization?

the jews wanted this war...

Gore... is a terrorist.

No more anti american liberal media monopoly. All of your lies are now exposed. Try to debate w/ factual info.

Al Gore sided w/ Ragheads. So if you support Al Gore you are a traitor and an anti american terrorist lover.

love reading how liberals go after others...... really sick how they think

liberals don't believe in God.... only selfishness

If you don't believe America should listen in on Ragheads phone calls then you hate the constitution **
This guys should run for office.....As the person who wipes Bush's ass**


if you don't think we should be in Iraq then you love terrorists


Wow...those republicans are really something aren't they....You should see how many of their screen names have Texas in them....More ridiculousness to come

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Just something different

This is something I just wrote. It’s kinda freestyle, I didn’t really plan it out and each sentence is pretty random just reflecting random thoughts I have so it doesn’t really go in one direction. For the most part I just wanted to post this because it shows a different side of my writing than you would see in the other articles and things that I have posted on the site.

These times are filled with unrest; high tensions leave the people of the world in fear of tomorrow and in disgust with today. Disasters seem to be occurring on a daily basis, fires are raging in some parts, waters flooding others. There’s a new disease arising with a potential to be our fall. And at the same time as all of this is occurring people remain no less primitive than our predecessors. The news is filled with killings which could never be just. People so sure of their beliefs yet their actions disprove them. How could we of ever gone so far but accomplish so little? Maybe we’re doomed to our nature, our desire to be right. We want to be free but for our freedoms we fight, the struggle’s oppression, so it’s a never ending cycle. Some posses the power and power demands respect and when it’s denied it always shows its wrath. Some posses nothing so only for a hand they ask. When they’re denied is when power turns on its possessor but the consequences reach wide and everyone gets hurt. Maybe that’s why we’re seeing so much destruction; those who’ve attained power know nothing of responsibility. Then again maybe peace and perfection’s only a fantasy, a dream that makes waking a total disappointment.

Mr. President:

FISA provisons allow surveillance to be conducted and a warrant obtained after the fact in the case of emergencies...So if time was of the essence, why not rely on the FISA law and get warrants after conducting the surveillance to ensure that constitutional boundaries weren't broken?

The significance of this question is this: Newly appointed Attorney General Alberto Gonzales and Gen. Michael Hayden, the U.S.’s 2nd top intelligence official briefed reporters on the domestic surveillance issue…General Hayden said they didn’t get warrants because it involved paperwork and making arguments (God forbid). He and Gonzales also said that it was of the utmost importance to bypass the legal requirements to obtain warrants because they had to act quickly to handle terrorist threats. When asked the above question they couldn’t answer. They couldn’t claim for expediency because they could act immediately. They couldn’t claim that they didn’t want the warrants to be denied considering that only between 5 to 15 have been denied out of about 19,000.
So the only excuse is that they knew that what they were doing was unjust and ILLEGAL.