Tuesday, July 04, 2006
While we're all getting wasted and shooting off the closest things to "weapons of mass destruction" that we can get our hands on, previous U.S. presidents are probably barricaded in some safe house just waiting for this stupid independence day to be over. It seems that the "birthday" of the U.S. happens to be a fairly common...oh how should I put it..."deathday" for U.S. presidents; John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Monroe (2 of the 3 actually signed the declaration of independence on the 4th of July 1776). HEY! Wouldn't it be something if Bush and Cheney went on a hunting trip today?